relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

lindsaygifs:

"I missed the birth of my child"

Lindsay Lohan Punk’d

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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alittlebitgayandmore:

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

catboi:

hippyveganchick:

fffcuk:

lzbth:

‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago

it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact

let’s begin the feast (✿)

*hides*

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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